Hello World!

We play the vidya games.

Welcome to the CoA.

You like video games? So do we! Maybe you’ll like what we do here. We spend our time trying to write the things that haven’t already been done to death on other, more popular websites. I’M LOOKING AT YOU, KOTAKU.
You want to know more? Of course you do!

If you still need to know more about what we do here, I suppose you could check out the ‘About’ page. It’ll be about as informative as the rest of the website, which is to say… Not that much. It might amuse you, though. So that’s a plus.
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Seriously. You should. We'll be your friend, for like, ever. We'll even remember your birthday! (Probably not.)

CoA – Let’s Play! Tomb Raider

In this series, we ponder on how much the new and rebooted Tomb Raider resembles torture porn! Yaaaaay!

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CoA – Let’s Play! Naruto: Rise of the Ninja

Here’s an example of one of our Let’s Play videos. In this instalment, Xiao and I are taking a crack at yet another fighting game! This time, an ANIMOO fighting game, so Xiao obviously has the advantage. You should probably watch it, but be warned, there are swears! … There will always be swears. I’m [...]

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